HYPO
THETI
CAL

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WE MAKE FUN
Hipsterkid
FCTRY
Gummygoods
Unicorn Snot
Hipsterkid
Mint yours
Mint yours
WE MAKE BRANDS
Mint yours
Mint yours
Mint yours
Mint yours
Mint yours
Mint yours
Mint yours

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Charity Don.

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Giveaways

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WE MAKE FUN

WE MAKE BRANDS

WE MAKE FUN

WE MAKE FUN

WE MAKE BRANDS

WE MAKE BRANDS

WE MAKE BRANDS

WE MAKE BRANDS

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TEAM

We are a team of
We are a team of
confident and creative
confident and creative
people and we are ready
people and we are ready
to change the world
to change the world
with NFTs!
with NFTs!
We are a team
We are a team
of confident and
of confident and
creative people
creative people
and we are ready
and we are ready
to change the
to change the
world with NFTs!
world with NFTs!
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Joe
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Patrick
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Chris
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Karen
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George
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Julie
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Joe
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Patrick
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Julie
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Chris
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George
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Karen

NOW HIRING

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SALES MANAGER - B2B

Hypothetical Brands is a fun company with a cool concept, a talented team and some very unique products. That combination is leading to great results at the moment, particularly on our B2B side. We’re trying to add fuel to that fire by bringing in an experienced sales manager to help us get our story out and, hopefully, take the brand to the next level. Lucky for you, you won’t have to do it alone. We’ve got a fantastic, passionate creative team in place, working on this stuff as we speak. What we need now is someone to tie all their talents together; to develop strategies, long and short term and usher them into reality, campaign by campaign. We’re looking for a design-loving digital storyteller who’s also a strategist with big-picture vision and the ability to lead a team to realizing it. You’re passionate about niche branding and fully immersed in the digital marketing scene with a track record of leadership, creativity, hard work in the field. You’re serious about your work. But not too serious. Because you’re going to have to sell Unicorn Snot.

WHAT YOU'LL DO:

  • Manage and grow the wholesale business across all three brands
  • Run lead on key accounts and international distributors
  • Oversee the indie business
  • Coordinate and attend trade shows
  • Implement and iterate a CRM
  • Manage reps
  • Manage/oversee Faire/wholesale portals
  • Manage indie prospecting campaigns
  • Manage B2B email program
  • Reporting

ARE YOU OUR PERFECT SALES MANAGER?
LET'S SEE. YOU WOULD [IDEALLY]:

  • Our team is lean and scrappy. Everyone, right up to the CEO, wears a couple of hats and does a little dirty work. To thrive here you should enjoy working in that paradigm.
  • Have a bachelor’s degree and 2+ years sales experience, preferably in the gift and/or beauty industry
  • Have a multidisciplinary skill set and that translates to the physical world, not just the digital one. You'll be cutting, folding, sewing, drawing, painting, sculpting...
  • Be a team player – you’ll be working closely with others to execute ideas that maintain the aesthetics of our brands
  • Love working independently too. You thrive when given freedom and flexibility, communicate well and don’t need your hand held
  • Not take yourself too seriously. You’re going to be designing Unicorn Snot, after all
APPLY NOW

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